PHP: Best bugreport EVER!

This is the best PHP bug rebot EVER! Just read it:

Just in case the Bug gets deleted, here a copy:

[23 Jun 11:46pm UTC] iwannalive at hotmail dot com

PHP 5.3 includes goto. This is a problem. Seriously, PHP has made it
this far without goto, why turn the language into a public menace?

Reproduce code:
goto a;
echo 'Foo';

echo 'Bar';

Expected result:
The world will end.

Actual result:
The world ended.

[23 Jun 11:56pm UTC]

Thank you for taking the time to write to us, but this is not
a bug. Please double-check the documentation available at and the instructions on how to report
a bug at


[4 Aug 6:47pm UTC]

goto hell;

So damn great :D

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Ein Kommentar zu “PHP: Best bugreport EVER!”

  1. Mark Skilbeck 22. August 2009 um 12:21

    Not that funny.